Famous Short Funny Quotes Part – 13

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So many men and yet so few brains.

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So she smashed her rearview mirror,cause from now on shes never looking back

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Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run’..

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Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs

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Some people are wise, some are otherwise.

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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say ‘Are you gonna drink that?’

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Spilleng iz mi bezt zubjekt

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Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!

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Strength can only give you power, but hope can give you success.

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Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

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Support bacteria ‘ they’re the only culture some people have.

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Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?

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Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it.

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Tell your girlfriend, i said thanks’!

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The future just ain’t what it used to be.

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The hardest part about business is minding your own.

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THE IMPOSSIBLE’..’ what nobody can do until some body does””’

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The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

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The truth hurts”.. thats why i lie =P

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The voices in my head aren’t real’my dog told me so.