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The worst part of censorship is **********
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There is no I in fail’. WAIT!’.
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They say money talks’well I’m the ventriloquist.
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THINK its not illegal yet
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This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!’.. I wanna do it myself
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Thou Shalt Not Stab Giraffe In Neck With Spoon
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to learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when you get into trouble if you are only learning, which is exactly what they want you to do?
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True skill comes without effort.
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TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
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vegetarians are killing the rainforest.
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Video games are the only realities where we are anything but absolutely ordinary.
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video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left
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Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
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What do u do when the only one who can make u stop crying is the one who made you cry?
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what do you do with some cheese that’s one year old?”’you sing it happy birthday!!!
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what does it mean when you live on a busy street and your mom tells you to play on the road?
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what is stupid,crapppy, and a waste of paper?homework!
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What is to be will be, BUT’. What is not to be Could happen
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When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?
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When God made me, he was showing off!!
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