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When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa’peacfully’sleeping’not screaming, like the passengers in his car’
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when i speak with my eyes, i tell more than just one story.
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When life gives you a lemon’ squeeze it in a water pistol and shoot someone between the eyes!
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when life gives you lemons,make grape juice,then sit back,and let the wold wonder how you did it.
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When Life Gives You Lemons’.. Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate.
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when life gives you lemons’throw them over your shoulder and look for an orange
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When nothing goes right go left!!
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When nothing goes right, Go left.
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When the short people attack you, you won’t see them coming.
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When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.
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When you get old and your kids askwhere all the money went, showthem the vacation videos.
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Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock’
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Who needs rhetorical questions?
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Who says common sense is common ‘ watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
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why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
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Why do people say life is short? Live the longest thing you could ever do’
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Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
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Why do they put pizza in a square box?
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Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
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Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend?
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