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To Be Great Is To Be Misunderstood … And I m Always Misunderstood Therefore I m Great … 🙂
Author: Attitude Personified~
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* Tip of the Day * Zindagi ek Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo, Warna jal to rahi hai, Khatam to wese bhi ho he jayegi.
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>> Crazy Thought << 'A Synonym Is A Word, We Use When W Cant Spell The Word, We First Thought Of..' ;->
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640k ought to be enough for anybody.
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A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off By Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI.
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A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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A FOOL man tells a woman to STOP talking. But a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.
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A Great JAPANESE Proverb: ‘If One Can Do It, You Too Can Do It, If None Can Do It, You Must Do It.’ & Its PAKISTANI Version: ‘If One Can Do it, Let him Do It. If None Can Do It, Why Waste Our Time on It.’
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A heart is not a plaything A heart is not a toy But if u want it broken Just give it to a boy.
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A Laundromat: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
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A little push in a right direction can make a big difference.
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A person knows he has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that persons response is: where do we hide the body?
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A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
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A TRUE THOUGHT: One Who Doesn’t Love A Girl Before His Marriage. Can Never Love His Wife After Marriage. 🙂
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»Stay« is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.
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Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Per Chor Do Ho Sakta ha Kal Tak Us K Liye Koi Machine Ejaad ho Jaye. WILLIAM HAD HARAAM.
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Access denied! nah nah na nah nah!
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After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together. And the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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Agar Tum Ek Roomal Ban K Kisi ke Aanso Nahin Ponch Saktey. To Koshish Karo Aisa Tissue Paper Ban Jao. Jo Logon ki Potty Saaf Kar Sakay. 🙂
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