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What is common between Water and Pakistani . . . . Dono apna rasta khud bana letey hain.
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What is Talent and What is Intelligence? Walking on a Tight Rope over Niagara Falls is Talent. Not Trying Such a Thing is Called Intelligence. 🙂
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When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT.
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When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don’t no how to spell anonymous.
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When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet.
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When your a fat little kid, there are no more seesaws…only catapults.
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Whenever you find the key to success, some idiot changes the Lock. So, forget about the keys & learn to break the doors 2 success. Keep moving!
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Why can’t I attract men like crazy, Instead of crazy men.
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Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma.
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Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
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Wives are Incoming Calls, Lovers are Outgoing Calls, Aunties are Toll-Free Calls, Call-Girls are Roaming Calls, Neighbor Girls are Missed Calls.
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‘Work fascinates me’ I can look at it for hours.
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Worlds smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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You can not discover the new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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You got a face only a mother could love… Unfortunately she hates it too!
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You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive … ? . . . . . . Because They Are Worth It……….
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