Famous Taglines Quotes Part – 17

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Money talks: Mine says goodbye!

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Monogamy: same thing.

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My computer NEVER cras…DOH!.

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My computer’s sick and I think my modem is a carrier

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My family puts the ‘fun’ back in dysFUNctional.

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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

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My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

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My floppy got excited. Now it’s a hard disk.

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My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker.

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My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it’s FAT

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My mind works like lightning… one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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My mother: A travel agent for guilt trips.

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My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.

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Never trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent.

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Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!.

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No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.

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Not all men are fools…some are bachelors!

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On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.

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Once I thought I was wrong – but I was mistaken


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