Famous Taglines Quotes Part – 22

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There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

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There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.

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There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

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There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.

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They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.

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They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

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This note edited for the ironically impaired.

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This sentence contradicts itself: no, wait, actually it doesn’t.

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This tagline only uses recycled keystrokes

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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.

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Time flies like the wind; fruit flies prefer bananas

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To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.

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Tried to play my shoehorn… all I got was footnotes

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Try our new dehydrated water! Just add …uh…er…

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Unable to locate Coffee — Operator Halted!

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Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user

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Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.

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Vuja De – The Feeling You’ve Never Been Here

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Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disjointed pinocchio..


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