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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear..
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Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!
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We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.
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Wear a smile: it increases your face value.
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What would have happened if Kuwait’s main product was broccoli?
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When I was born..the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father…I’m very sorry. We did everything we could…but he pulled through.
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When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
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When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?
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When vultures fly, are they allowed carrion luggage?
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When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess.
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Where there’s a will, there’s an attorney.
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Where there’s smoke, you’ll find my wife cooking dinner.
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Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
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Who puts those ‘Thin Ice’ signs out there.
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Whoever goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have an ‘s’ in it?
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Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.
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Why does DOS never say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’?
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Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them!
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Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
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