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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
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There’s a few tunes of mine that don’t have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
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This pig, is pig, a pig, good pig, way pig, to pig, keep pig, an pig, idiot pig, busy pig, for pig, 20 pig, seconds pig! … Now read without the word pig.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.- Colette
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.’ Mark Twain
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When a thought takes one’s breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn’t take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.’ Woody Allen
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.’ Jack Handey
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.- John Kenneth
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Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they’ll use all their fingers. – Frank King, Winter Olympic Games organizing committee chairman.
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While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they’re not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the most pleasant people, as a writer I just think about the humorous aspects of these things – that’s what keeps me going when I’m writing a story.
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Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. ~Author Unknown
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won’t laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?’ Jack Handey
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.’ Will Rogers
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