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I wish my book of life was written in pencil ‘ There are a few pages I would like to erase.
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I would agree with you if you were right
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If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?
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If a turtle loses his shell is he NAKED or HOMELESS ??
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if all my friends decided to jump off a bridge”.i wuldnt’..i wuld be at the bottom waiting to catch them.
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If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
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If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it??
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If i followed you home, would you keep me?
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If I’m not back in 5 minutes’. wait longer..
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
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If life throws lemons at you, throw back a hand grenade.
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if love is blind then how did it find us???
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If others can do it’
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if our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. what do chinese people use? tooth picks?
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If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!
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If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???
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If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead ‘ Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
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if u think no one notices you and ur all alone, then try not paying the bills!!! hahaha
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If u wanna 2 b 2nd follow me
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if wiseness was payable there would be no rich or poor. look at george bush or paris hilton for example.
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