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God made yeast, as well as dough, and he loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

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Hans: Drinking has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old!

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‘Hey, Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.’ ‘I know, and if she calls, I’m not here.’

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Homer no function beer well without.

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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

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Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems.

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Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

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Homer: Marge, I’m going to Moe’s. Send the kids to the neighbors, I’m coming back loaded!

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Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy’s piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure… not even close

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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

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I believe this would be a good time for a beer.

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I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.

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I didn’t drink a single beer until my senior year.

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I don’t think we’ll see a day when beer commercials are banned from television.

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I drink to forget, but I never forget to drink.

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I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.

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I drink with impunity … or anyone else who invites me.

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I drink with impunity…or anyone else who invites me.

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I drink, therefore, I am.

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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.