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Heaven doesn’t want me’.and hell is to scared I’ll take over.
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hey you, yea you, no not you, you right there, yes you, do you like tacos????
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homework is killingtrees, stop the madness!
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Homework kills trees.So don’t do homework.
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How to make an idiot wait????????? I will tell u later”..
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I am busy you’re ugly, have a nice day’
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I am going to live forever or die trying!
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I am here so what are your other two wishes?
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I did not slap you, i simply high fived your face!!!
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I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
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I didn’t trip; I was testing gravity. It still works.
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I dnt have an ego’i just love how awsum i am!!!
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I don’t drink AND drive..I drink THEN drive
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I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.
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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.My Reality Check bounced.
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i don’t need hollywood,hollywood needs me
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I dream of a better tomorrow’where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned
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I feel so lost without you’. Mostly because you have my compass.
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I get bored in church. Why would I want to go to heaven?
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I had superpowers until my therapist took them away!
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