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Is it that we have to be smart enough to get educated or that we must get educated to become smarter’..
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Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
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it ain’t a lonely world IF U AIN’T A LONER’
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It is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.
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It’s better to cheat, than to repeat’.
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its better to give thaan to recieved, but the truth is its better to recieve and recieve and recieve’heheheh
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It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
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I’ve been told I’m going straight to hell’no I’m not’I’m taking the stairs not the elevator.
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I’ve got problem for your solution’
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I’ve lost many things’. of all those, my mind is at the bottom of my ‘to find’ list’
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jealousy is a disease,,,,get well soon!
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jesus is coming’ look busy
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Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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Just because I have ADHD does not mean I can’t pay attent”
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Knock knock how about ding dong the joke is getting old.
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Knock Knock’ Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..
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L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to i have nothing else to say.
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Laugh Until You CryCry Until You Laugh
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Let your parents choose your school”. only if they study for you !
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Life can be worth living, but those who haven’t lived long are lucky as anything!!
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