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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
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He who laughs last probably didn’t understand the joke.
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He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.
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He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
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Help stamp out philatelists.
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Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
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Honest, teacher! A virus REALLY did eat my homework!
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How do most men define marriage?
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How does Avon find so many women willing to take orders?
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How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
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I always lie. In fact, I’m lying to you right now!
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I am not weird, it’s just that everyone else is..
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I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
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I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
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I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!
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I don’t eat snails. I prefer fast food.
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I drank WHAT!?’ – Socrates
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I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!
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I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying…Caution Wide Load.
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