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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
Author: Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935
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Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
Author: Ogden Nash, Reflection on Ice-Breaking
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
Author: P.J. O’Rourke
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Author: P.J. O’Rourke
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Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.
Author: ‘Pappy’ Maverick, in Maverick
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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
Author: Phyllis Diller
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it.
Author: Raymond Chandler
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.
Author: Robert Heinlein
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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Author: Samuel Johnson
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Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Author: Samuel Johnson
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Author: Seneca
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Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can’t spill.
Author: Steve Miller, www.born-today.com/Choose_bDay.htm
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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
Author: Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
Author: W.C. Fields
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Author: W.C. Fields
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Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
Author: W.H. Davies
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O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
Author: William Shakespeare, Othello
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**HELP!!!!!!(he starts drinking again’)
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**Its the beer that is addicted to me’
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**NO! STOP!!(still attacking)
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