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Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being.
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Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
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Having a friend like you…means not having a huge bill from an analyst!
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He that walk with wise men shall be wise.
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How quick come the reasons for approving what we like!
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Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.
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I am afraid that the pleasantness of an employment does not always evince its propriety.
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I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
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I don’t know what I ever did to deserve a friend like you…
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I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle.
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I saw a close friend of mine the other day. He said ‘How come you haven’t called me?’ I said, ‘I can’t call everyone I want. My new phone has no 5 on it.’ He said, ‘How long have you had it?’ I said, ‘I don’t know. My calendar has no 7s.
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If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.
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If things are going untowardly one month, they are sure to mend the next.
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It is a wonderful seasoning of all enjoyments to think of those we love.
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It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?
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Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.
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Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.
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My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that is what I call good company.
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My sore throats are always worse than anyone’s.
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