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I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how to make your bad rounds better.

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.- Anonymous

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.

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If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.- Anonymous

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.

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Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good.

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My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

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Swing hard, in case you hit it!

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

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The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.

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The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

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They named it GOLF because all the other Four-Letter words were taken.

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What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

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Would a lion cheat on his wife?’ no but a Tiger Wood.