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Can a person choke and die on a life savor?
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Can angels eat devils food cake?
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Can bald men get lice?
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Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
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Can crop circles be square?
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Can dogs have dog days?
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Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
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Can mute people burp?
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Can someone give up lent for lent?
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Can vampires donate blood?
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Can you blow a balloon up under water?
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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
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Can you cry under water?
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Can you fart and burp at the same time?
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Can you get cornered in a round room?
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
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Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
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Can’t anybody who has a job go in the ’employees only’ doors at restaurants?
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‘Cute as a button’ Is that supposed to be a compliment?
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Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
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