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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
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A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerate the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.
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A lot of people don’t get my sense of humour, which is fine, because I often don’t get theirs either!
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A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far enough. If everybody laughs, you have failed.
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A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable.
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A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something which would make you mad if it happened to you.
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A sense of humor judges one’s actions and the actions of others from a wider reference… It pardons shortcomings; it consoles failure. It recommends moderation.
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A single mother works hard to put food on her family.
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life.
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A world which is perfectly safe for the stupidest imaginable wanker is a damned annoying place in which to live for anyone else.
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Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.
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After the meek inherit the earth, I think we should just kick their butts and take it from them.
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All the influential men of the world have had beards, like Moses, Christ, and Burt Reynolds.
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Always shuck your tamales.
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An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.
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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.
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Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ‘healing-power’ gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it’s the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
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Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense of humor wouldn’t still be here.
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Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
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