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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e., everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Author: Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, 1991
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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
Author: V.P. Pappy
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Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There’s only one way to make a fortune, and that’s to down the fellow who’s up against you.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
Author: Walter Matthau
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Honey! Honey! I was supposed to go broke on that hand, honey, except they forgot one thing: I can dodge bullets, baby.
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If there weren’t luck involved, I guess I’d win every one.
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If you”re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can”t tell who the sucker is, it”s you
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In poker, as in business, the secret is in knowing how to manage risk and capitalize on opportunity
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In poker, good players win and poor players lose
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Most of the money you”ll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents
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Old card players never die, they just shuffle away. ~Author Unknown
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Only losers and amateurs blame the cards; After all, cards don”t care; they don”t take sides, and they have no memory; They are blind justice holding her scales, and in the long run they”ll tip evenly for the novice and the skilled alike
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People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker
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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. ~Author Unknown
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There”s opportunity in poker; If Horace Greeley were alive today, his advice wouldn”t be ”Go West, young man, and grow up with the country;” Instead, he”d point to that deck of cards on table and say, ”Shuffle up and deal”
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