Comprehensive collection of Silly Quotes. The compilation includes some good quality text submitted by users. Browse through our nice repository of Silly Quotes with latest and new quotes being added quite often. You will find unique quotes and sayings which you can rate and review. Explore best and rare collection of Silly Quotes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from general Silly Quotes, the collection also includes some popular Silly Quotes. You can help us to enrich this collection of Silly Quotes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection to us and by providing nice ideas. This is Part – 2 of Silly Quotes.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
~~~~~~~
All day I thought of you…. When I was at the zoo.
~~~~~~~
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
~~~~~~~
All my hard work has boiled down to two things May I take your order and Would you like fries with that.
~~~~~~~
All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
~~~~~~~
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
~~~~~~~
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
~~~~~~~
All your base are belong to us.
~~~~~~~
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
~~~~~~~
Always Remember! Be Nice to People Until You Have Made Your ‘First Million Bucks’ After That, People will be nice to you. 🙂
~~~~~~~
An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway: ‘Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD.’ 🙂
~~~~~~~
An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA.. So, Always change Women to change IDEAS WHAT AN IDEA. 😉
~~~~~~~
‘Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.’ Dave Barry
~~~~~~~
Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.
~~~~~~~
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice..
~~~~~~~
As you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters.
~~~~~~~
At least I can still smoke in my car.
~~~~~~~
Auntie
Leave a Reply