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Expert’ ‘ from the adjective *pert*, meaning ‘lively’ or ‘effective,’ and the prefix *ex-*, meaning ‘not.’ ‘ John Alejandro King (from The Covert Comic)
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Faith is not believing that God can, but that God will!- Anonymous
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For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so.- William Shakespeare
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Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
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He’s so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.
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How can I lose to such an idiot?- Aaron Nimzovich
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I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.- Oscar Wilde
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I can’t walk a mile in your shoes. They’re too small.
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.- Mark Twain
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I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions the curtain was up.- Groucho Marx
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I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.- Marshall McLuhan
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I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts.- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.- Oscar Wilde
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.- Oscar Wilde
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I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
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I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way’so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.- Douglas Adams
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I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
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If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
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