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SAM: What’ll you have Normie? NORM: Well, I’m in a gambling mood, Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM: Looks like beer, Norm. NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.
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SAM: What’s new, Normie? NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.
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She came onto him like a slow movin’ cold front — His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
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She said, ‘I know you … you cannot sing.’ I said, ‘That’s nothing, you should hear me play the piano.’
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‘Sir, you’re drunk!’ ‘Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.’
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Smoking cures weight problems … eventually.
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Some ice for cold beer.
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
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Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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The beer market has changed [in Ontario].
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The Church is near by the road is icy. The bar is far away but I will walk carefully.
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The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who’s drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.
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The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
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The great evil of wine is that it first seizes the feet, it is a crafty wrestler.
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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
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The letters in ‘Brace Beemer’ can be arranged to spell ‘Embrace Beer.’
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The most dangerous food of all is wedding cake.
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
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The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
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