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I’d get out of bed and get my wife coffee but I don’t want Colombo to see me naked.
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If a dog doesn’t put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn’t happen you are only keeping an animal.
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If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven’t written any Shakespeare yet?
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If at first you don’t succeed, well, so much for skydiving.
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If I had no sense of humour, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children
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