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I therefore claim to show, not how men think in myths, but how myths operate in men’s minds without their being aware of the fact.

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I want a man who”s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

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If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.- Bible

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If a man’s character is to be abused, say what you will, there’s nobody like a relation to do the business.- William Makepeace Thackeray

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If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

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If I were a girl, I’d despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

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If it can”t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it”s a female problem.

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If it weren’t for women, men would still be wearing last week’s socks.

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If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.- Doris Day

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If men had more up top we’d need less up front.- Jaci Stephen

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If men knew all that women think, they’d be twenty times more daring.

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If sensuality were happiness, beasts were happier than men; but human felicity is lodged in the soul, not in the flesh.

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If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn’t it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?

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If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

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If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

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If women were humbler, men would be more honest.

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I”m a babe magnet… just the wrong end.

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I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

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I’m hostile to men, I’m hostile to women, I’m hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I’m afraid of horses.

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In general I do not draw well with literary men – not that I dislike them but I never know what to say to them after I have praised their last publication.


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