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Life hands you lemons’great now who the hell is gonna hand me a knife to cut them!!!

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Life is a game with a small fault’there is no ‘restart button’ in it.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

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life is not worth living if u do not have chocolate

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Life is Short ‘ Talk Fast!

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life moves on just takes awhile wen ur not with some one!!!

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Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!’

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losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

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Love is just like hate but someone gets candy.

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Love is like getting sick,Because everyone goes through it.

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Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going’

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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

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Miss are you good in algebra?Do you mind substituting my ‘x’???

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My future is so bright ”’. i need shades

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My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

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My life is one of thoseYOU HAD TO BE THEREjokes.

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My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone’:(

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my mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits’ so i better take that one out of your hand’

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My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.

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Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real.