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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one.
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Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
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Good girls are made of sugar and spice’But me and my girls are made outta vodka and ice
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Good thing I drove last night, I was way too drunk to walk home.
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Hand me another shot, you’re still ugly.
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Hawkeye Pierce:I’d like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini.
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He acknowledges that he does have an alcohol problem.
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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
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He that drinks fast pays slow.- Benjamin Franklin
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He was either on an upper or alcohol poisoning or something.
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He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream
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He who drinks gets drunkHe who gets drunk falls asleepHe who falls asleep does not sinHe who does not sin goes to heaven
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He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October; But he who goes to bed, and goes to bed mellow, Lives as he ought to do, and dies an honest fellow.
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Heard this the other day”.
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help i fell and i cant reach my vodka
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!- Irish Saying
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Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.- Homer J Simpson
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How can you waste beer like that! Don’t you realize there are sober children in Africa!
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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown
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