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The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches.

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The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

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The Strokes are probably having a beer surrounded by supermodels.

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The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink.

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The wages of gin is breath.

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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That’s who buys the beer.

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There are more old drunks than old doctors.

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There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else

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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

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There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.

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There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.

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There’s a tear in my beer…

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There’s damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer

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There’s more to beer than just knowing how to drink it.

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There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

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They didn’t trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says ‘A Fine Pilsner Beer’ on the label. It is a crime.

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This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption… Beer!

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Those who drink beer will think beer.

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To drink without thirst and to make love all the time, madam, it is only these which distinguish us from the other beasts.


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