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I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

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I WANT YOU to stay far away from me

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I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.

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I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me

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I wasn’t born a bitch; men like you made me that way.

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I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

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I wish I lived in New York, so I could have Voted Against Hilary!

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I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.

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I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?

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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

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I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges

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I wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your ass.

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I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me

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I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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I wouldn’t know how to act if I weren’t in trouble.

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I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we’ll hit you.

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I’m Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off.

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I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.

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I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?

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IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on.


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