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Isn’t it scary that the word ‘therapist’ is the same as the words ‘the’ and ‘rapist’ put together?
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Just what was the ‘Baby On Board’ sign for?
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On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
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On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Or do they throw them away and get new ones?
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Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
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