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Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is.
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Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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Immediately following birth, every new mother drags from her bed and awkwardly pulls herself up on the pedestal provided for her.
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In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
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In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.
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In the mystery novel, Cheney would die not by his own hand but by his own foot, tripping over a fence as he stalked animals with his rifle.
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In the past you can be funny even though you are the principal. In the present, mishaps are always funnier if they happen to someone else.
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Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?
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Isn’t it sad how some people can’t be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
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It is a difficult thing to like anybody else’s ideas of being funny.
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It is my misfortune – and probably my delight – to use things as my passions tell me. What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don’t go with the basket of fruit! … I put all the things I like into my pictures. The things – so much the worse for them. They just have to put up with it.
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It is not in the power of every one to taste humor, however he may wish it; it is the gift of God! and a true feeler always brings half the entertainment along with him.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.
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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
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It’s easy to get lost in thought if it’s not familiar territory to you.
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It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten. They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
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It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
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