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Fresco’s Law: If you knew what you were doing, you’d probably be bored.

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Frisbee, The Law of the: The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach.

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Fudd’s First Law: Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

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Fudge’s Principle: If measured results do not match computed values of your equation, add a new factor–named after yourself–to the equation.

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Future lawyers should be more aware that law is not a system of abstract logic, but the web of arrangements, rooted in history but also in hopes, for promoting to a maximum the full use of a nation’s resources and talents.

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Fyfe’s First Law of Revision: Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often called the ‘Now They Tell Us’ Law.)

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Fyfe’s Second Law of Revision: The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend and the more the design will have to be redrawn.

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Fyfe’s Third Law of Revision: If, when completion of a design is imminent, field dimensions are finally supplied as they actually are, instead of as they were meant to be, it is always simpler to start over from scratch.

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Gerrold’s First Law of Infernal Dynamics: An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.

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Gerrold’s Law: A little ignorance can go a long way.

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Gerrold’s Second Law of Infernal Dynamics: An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

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Gershwin’s Law: It ain’t necessarily so.

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Ginsberg’s Theorem: (1) You can’t win. (2) You can’t break even. (3) You can’t even quit the game.

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Glib’s Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

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Gold’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

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Good laws have their origins in bad morals.

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Goodfader’s Law: Under any system a few sharpies will beat the rest of us.

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Gordon’s Object Lifespan Theorem: No matter the amount of care given to a purchased object, it will fuse/explode/disassemble within three (3) days of warranty expiration.

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Gordon’s Warranty Law: All warranty clauses expires upon bill payment.

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Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3–not even for very large values of 2.


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