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**Oh no! It’s back!!(the beer was attacking the guy)
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*I think you should quit drinking.(the other guy is drinking)
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. . . Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one’s glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one’s nose.
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”.Whisky Is Risky”’.
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a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka.
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1st drink ‘ ure buzzing2nd drink ‘ ure drunk3rd drink ‘ ure wobbling4th drink ‘ ure sloshed5th drink AND URE MAN !!cheers !!
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4 beers- 20 dollars2 martini’s 19 dollars6 jello drops- 12 dollars1 shot of grey goose- 6 dollars
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A drink is when your mind says yes, but your liver says no!!!
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A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.- Dr. Thomas Fuller
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A drinker’s thoughts are the real face of a gentle person.
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A drunk man never tells a lie.
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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
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a drunkards blood should be examined very well by the doctor before donor.who knows his blood may be 75% alcoholic
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A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein.
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A drunken mind, speaks a sober heart.
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A few years back I was more a candidate for skid row bum than an Emmy. If I hadn’t stopped [drinking], I’d be playing handball with John Belushi right now.
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
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A gOOd FrIenD sEes U DruNk aNd TaKeS uR dRiNK aWaY ‘. bUt A tRuE fRiEnD sEes u StUnbLiN nD sAys u bEttEr ChUgg ThAt’.. YoU kNOw We doNt WaStE!!!!
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A good friend takes your drink away and says, ‘You’ve had enough.’ But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, ‘YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!’
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A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don’t like to throw up.
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