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You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.
Author: Quoted in The Cockle Bur
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Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.
Author: Robert Quillen
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I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.
Author: Shelley Winters
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In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
Author: Stephen Phillips
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I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they’ll find me like a strip of bacon – a streak of lean and a streak of fat.
Author: Texas Guinan
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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
Author: Woody Allen
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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.- Hermione Gingold
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A moment on the lips can be a lifetime on the hips.- Sal Simeon
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A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land,purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. Franklin Delano
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At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough.- Mason Cooley
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Before gest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.- Andy Rooney
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Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown
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Diet cures more than the lancet.- Spanish Proverb
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Dieters live life in the fasting lane. ~Author Unknown
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Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I’ll show you one who eats.- Bruce Froemming
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Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~Author Unknown
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Dieting is not the answer. Eating more of the things that are good for us and less of those that are not has always been and will always be a better solution.
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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.- English Proverb
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