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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
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What is said to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing she has already been told twice’.
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When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
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Why shouldn’t woman have a drivers license?Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
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Women are an alien race set down among us.
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Women are like an email in your inbox, you cannot wait to open it, and when you open it, then you realize its a virus.
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Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest..
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Women are the manufacturing defect of the Almighty’s workshop.
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Women Cant live with them, cant bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.- Anonymous
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Women’ can’t live with ’em’ can’t shoot ’em.
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Women have never been on the moon because it doesn’t need to be cleaned.
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Women make me happy and accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me happier still’.:)
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’.
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
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women: scientificly proven to be right even when they’re wrong
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You know a women is about to say something smart when she starts her sentence with ‘A man once told me”
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Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriends looks and vise versa.- Anonymous
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