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Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There’s nobody there; and if there is, he’s not listening. And if he’s listening, all you’re doing is pissing him off.
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As a person is so must you humor them.
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As fast as my Mad Pig brain holes grow, my coffee generated brain tumor fills them in.
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As long as you can laugh at yourself you will never cease to be amused.
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Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it.
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Before I start speaking, I’d like to say something.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Bush in 2004!!Because destroying america is an eight year job!!.
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C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
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Call me at 661-363-6550 because im really horny ask for juan a don’t say were you go this number.
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Can we actually know the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
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Cisco cleverly sold software that plugged into the wall, had a fan and got warm. People had a long history of buying things that plugged into the wall, made noises and got warm.
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Coffee (coughee) is someone coughed upon passed on by J Gibbons.
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Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
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Comedy is not so much what you do as what you don’t do.
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Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you’re in hot water!
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Don’t try for wit. Settle for humor. You’ll last longer.
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Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
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Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
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