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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Author: Matt Groening
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960
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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
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There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
Author: Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Author: Murray Banks
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Author: P.J. O’Rourke
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[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex.
Author: Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer, A Natural History of Rape
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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
Author: Richard Fleischer
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Against diseases here the strongest fence Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
Author: Robert Herrick, ‘Abstinence’
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Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
Author: Sommeil Liberosensa
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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
Author: Susan Sontag
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.
Author: Swami X
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Sudden acquaintance brings repentance.
Author: Thomas Fuller
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Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
Author: Thomas Szasz
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.
Author: Truman Capote
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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
Author: William B. Yeats
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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Author: William H. Masters
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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
Author: William Osler
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Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.
Author: Woody Allen
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Author: Woody Allen
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