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Dont cry ova him ‘ move on and just remember that he was once urs and that will never change!
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dont face your problem if the problem is your FACE hehehe
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DON’T HIT KIDS!!!No, seriously, they have guns now.
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Dont judge the book by it’s cover,judge the cover by it’s book!
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Don’t kiss by the garden gate,Love is blind, but the neighbours ain’t
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Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.
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Dont let ur friends drink and drive!!!!!Get drunk and drive with them!!!!
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Drive it like you stole it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Drugs causes memory loss, & other things I can’t remember..
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drugs kill slowly , so whos in a hurry
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Dude! You’re scaring me’Stop Smiling
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Energiser bunny arrested: charged with battery.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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Everybody makes mistakes.. the trick is making em when nobody is around..
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Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.
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Everyone has the right to their own opinion’ Yours is just wrong.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion’.its just that yours is stupid.
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Everything comes out right in the end, and if it doesn’t, go left!
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Extension of common sense leads to confusion..
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feed the hunger or else the hunger will eat you’
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